What did one hat say to the other?
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
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What did one hat say to the other?
You wait here. I'll go on a head.
(from https://www.rd.com/list/short-jokes/)
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What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
This tastes a little funny.
(from https://www.rd.com/list/short-jokes/)
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Here's a clown emoji from Apple (click to enlarge):
(from https://www.iemoji.com/view/emoji/2297/smileys-people/clown-face)
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Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
(From https://www.rd.com/list/short-jokes/)
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Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
(from https://www.rd.com/list/short-jokes/)
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Why do French people eat snails?
They don't like fast food.
(from https://www.rd.com/list/short-jokes/)
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